15 reasons not to turn on your bedroom light at night

1. Wolfman
2. Boogieman
3. Mummies
4. Vampire
5. Ghoulie
6. Ghost Dad
7. Voldemort
8. Squid Man
9. Frankenstein's Monster
10. Ursula
11. Apeman
12. Mothman
13. El Chupracabra
14. Pirates
15. Ninjas

Dislikes

1. Green Peppers
2. Pessimisim
3. Mongolian Death Worms
4. Pork
5. Wind Chill
6. Under/misused Lost & Found bins
7. Discrimination
8. Clowns
9. Public Restrooms
10. Being pooped on by birds

Likes

1. Fake Karate
2. Tacos
3. Synchronized dance moves
4. Crafts
5. Awkward moments
6. Laughter
7. Cause & Effect (see #5&6)
8. Rad slang
9. Cryptozoology
10. Lunch hours that last longer than an hour
11. Super powers
12. Novelty head wear (includes: wigs, extensions, crowns, and hats)
13. Spandex
14. Disney World
15. T-shirts